yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
