Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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