tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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