He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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