Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.