Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME