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• (616): View more from Michigan

  my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.

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  does that include her cleaning your bowl?

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• (325): View more from Texas

  She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'

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• (716): View more from New York

  The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..

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• (212): View more from New York

  The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  And here I thought that was one nut sack too many

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