kristin has been a bad kristin
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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