Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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