Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You have to summon your inner elephant
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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