Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Randomize
