Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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