There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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