If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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