All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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