I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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