'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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