She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
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I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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