he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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