it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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