When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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