I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Do vagina's smell?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
So here I am, sexting at work.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
