Im at strip club and am horny
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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