if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Blow job season was short but glorious.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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