you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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