Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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