i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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