Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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