Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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