butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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