I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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