Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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