Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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