we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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