this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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