we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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