if you like me you must not know who I am
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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