Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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