i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.