physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again