what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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