the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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