i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i just had sex bonerless
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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