you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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