when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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