DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
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You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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