is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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