trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Randomize