I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
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