i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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