So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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