spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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