K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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