The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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