a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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