Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
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