wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
You did what with his pubic hair?
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