i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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