Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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